Video: Celery, More Than a Veggie

 

BUFFALO, N.Y. (WIVB)-    Since 2011, Bisons fans have been able to count on one thing when they head to the ballpark. Celery enters the homestretch of its racing career with nearly 450 losses and NO WINS. Can it finally chase down a victory or will it race into retirement as a winless and withered veggie?

A Celery Salute 

TWAS’ THE MORNING OF RACE DAY
AND ALL THRU THE PARK
CELERY WAS TRAINING.. HIS FINAL RACE SOON TO EMBARK.

YOU SEE CELERY IS RETIRING
AND HANGING UP HIS SHOES
449 STRIGHT LOSSES DIPPED HIM IN THE WRONG TYPE OF BLEU’S.

BUT, WHY DOES CELERY NEVER WIN?
THE ANSWERS ARE AS SUCH.
“IT IS A VEGETABLE.. NO ONE REALLY CARES FOR VEGETABLES.. THAT MUCH.”

“BEGING SLOW AND LACK OF WILL TO WIN AND GENERAL LACK OF TALENT JUST GENRALLY NOT GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES. ”

HM, MAYBE THAT’S WHAT IT WAS.

WE SET UP AN INTERVIEW
WITH ONE MORE RACE ON THE CLOCK
BUT WE DIDNT GET MUCH.
CAUSE THIS STALK COULDNT TALK.

THE LOYAL FANS WILL WATCH THE LAST RACE
WITH A TEAR IN THEIR EYE
DESPITE ALL THAT LOSING…
“I AM REALLY GOING TO MISS THAT GUY”

CELERY WILL BE GONE FROM THE RACETRACK
IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
BUT DONT GET TOO UPSET..
THIS ISNT HIS LAST GOODBYE.

YOULL SEE HIM ON GAMEDAY
JUST NOT MOVING AT A CLIP
HE’LL BE MEETING FANS WHILE WALKING…WITH BUSTER AND CHIP.

NOW THERE HAS BEEN SOME DEBATE IF CELERY WILL WIN IN ITS FINAL SHOW
SOME SAY HE’S GOT TO!
OTHERS SAY HE’S JUST TO SLOW.

 

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